[TEXT:] [F#][H] [F#] [G#mi] (1) An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your chardonnay. It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [F#] [H] [F#] [G#mi] Isn't it ironic? Don't you think [F#][H] [F#] [G#mi] (R) It's like rain on your wedding day. [F#][H] [F#] [G#mi] It's a free ride when you've already paid [F#][H] [F#] [G#mi] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [A] [G#mi] [F#] And who would have thought... it figures (2) Mr. Play-it-safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought ``Well isn't this nice...'' And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? (R) [H] [F#] (3) Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [G#mi] When you think everything is okay and everything's going right [H] [F#] And life has a funny way of helping you out when [G#mi] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face (4) A traffic jam when you are already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic. And yeah I really do think (R) [H] [F#] (5) Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [H] [F#] [H] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out, helping you out

Ironic

Alanis Morissette

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09. 09. 2016